I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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