I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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