Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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I am naked and annoyed.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I am never drinking with the goths again.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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