who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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