Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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