i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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