Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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