Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Pants are for mortals
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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