It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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