the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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