Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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