i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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