My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I have feelings that need drinking.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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