the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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