worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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