Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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