Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i came on her dog
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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