Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand Curling. That high.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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