i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She bit a glass in half.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
3 2 1 whiskey
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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