I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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