There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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