I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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