I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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