I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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