Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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