Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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