So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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