She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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