I'm pants shitting drunk right now
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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