Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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