Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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