there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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