there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dear god my vagina.
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