As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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