I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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