I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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You ever have a fart follow you around?
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