is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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