Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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