This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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