Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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