Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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