I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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