we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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