I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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