At least make sure they are 18
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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