there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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