Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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