Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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