he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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