I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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